电脑征婚记

一女生在电脑捜索器打了这样的东东。
1. 要帥
2. 要有车
电脑显示：象棋

女生很不服气，另再输入了。
1. 要有房子
2. 要很多钱
电脑显示：银行

女生不满意这样的答案，于是又输入了。
1. 要酷
2. 要有安全感
电脑显示：超人

于是女孩索性将全部上述条件输入一次。
结果电脑显示：在银行里下象棋的超人

女生：*&^%£$%^%$£

“密室”友

这次的post我用了最简单的语文

那就是华语

为什么呢？

想要发表下意见！

相信大家认识

整净这个字眼吧！

也许大家都有自己的定义

而我的定义

只要

整齐

舒服

东西不会太凌乱陈旧

就算是整净了

可是有些人

应该是说洁癖的人

他们所要求的不只是

整齐中的整齐

（东西会原封不动的那种！）

干净中的干净

（东西会反复地来回抹几次！听好噢！不是1次是几次咧！）

哇！最好拿Detol来消毒

这就是洁癖

讲几个简单的例子

你们听了这个会感觉可笑的

正常人：本少爷是也

洁癖的人：:x (haha..)

。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

正常人

（一）在戏院看完戏后，回家换件衣服刷牙就抱头大睡了。

洁癖的人

（一）在戏院看完戏后，回家冲凉洗头吹头发刷牙后睡觉。

ps: 每一天刷牙后还会用Listerin漱口液防止细菌滋长。

戏院回家冲凉是因为椅子的背垫弄脏头发。

靠！不错的理由嘛！

正常人

（二）刚从外头回来，把皮包钥匙都收好。

洁癖的人

（二）刚从外头回来，把皮包钥匙先拿块布抹一遍再收好。

正常人

（三）一星期有两三天是有打扫。

洁癖的人

（三）一星期每一天都有打扫。

正常人

（四）冲凉或洗脸用过的毛巾，就会把它晾干。

洁癖的人

（四）冲凉或洗脸用过的毛巾，先向外泼以下别让灰尘沉淀再拿去晾干。

正常人

（五）冲凉的洗头洗身液甚至是洗脸液会放在一小篮子装着。

洁癖的人

（五）冲凉的洗头洗身液甚至是洗脸液会用塑料袋装着。

ps: 不会有灰尘沉淀。可以想象全部东西都有塑料袋装着的画面吗？

正常人

(六）只会用适量的水来洗衣洗脸冲凉。

洁癖的人

（六）使用大量的水来洗衣洗脸冲凉。

正常人

（七）做东西的动作都非常的轻盈，shh...

洁癖的人

（七）做东西的动作都非常的夸张大声,pili pala..kong kong kong..pia pia..

ps: 连睡觉都会被吵醒，脚步声太大声了，我就是这样七早八早就醒了。

正常人

（八）年轻人的做法，属于比较Flexible朝阳的。

洁癖的人

（八）妈妈的思想，日出工作日落休息的那种。

正常人

（九）做东西果断。

洁癖的人

（九）做东西讲一套做一套。

正常人

（十）有东西会share share 用。

洁癖的人

（十）有东西自己用，别人用的要消毒了才用。

ps: 当然毛巾牙刷使自己的啦！干嘛用人家的？

看了很大的差别咧。。

。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

只是跟大家分享下自己的分析

如果大家有什么见解的话

不防大家分享分享

参考参考下

你的“密室”友

又会是怎样的呢？

ps: 我现在写着这篇文章，他也是在整理着。

LALA Day

Once upon a time

Why its sound like long long time ago..

Actually it was a night time

Around 10pm

Me, Heng Zai, Ah Soon, Ah Tan, Ah Tan Housemate and Heng Zai's friend

All of us total up are 6 ppls

We went to Taman Merdeka

To enjoyed our LALA supper

It is a shop which selling mee soup at day time

And selling siham lala at night time

Well, at first i was not willing to joined them

Cz i had a bad experience

.....................................

Flash back to the day

After i had my meal

Then me and my friends straight away went to the siham lala stall

Which is located at the back alley of the Bunga Raya shop

I ate 2 plates of siham, 1 plate of lala and 1 plate wu xiang

For sure it should be full of joy and happinese

BUT..

After i ate the siham lala as my dinner side dish

Who knew it

i cirit birit for 3 days

Since that time i never been there again

It was a bad memory for me

...................................................

Come back to my story again

As a concequence,

I joined their supper plan

This is bcz

Last time i had put their aeroplane

Wakao..wat a nice reason..

Haha..

We sat in 2 seperate cars

And I sat in ah soon car

It tooks 20 mins journey then we arrived at the stall

At Taman Merdeka there

Wow..

i shouted out this word to express my excited

It was a delicious supper meal

Let me introduce some dishes that we ordered

Deng deng deng deng..

This is my favorite dish

Wu xiang

It is totally different from Bunga Raya wu xiang

It was crispy and fragrant enough

I like it so so much

Yummy..

Well, the next dish is bake prawn

I ate less cz tht time i lazy to peeled off the prawn shell

Haha..

Wat another nice reason..

Come to the 3rd dish
This is steam okra
My 2nd favorite dish
Once again it was crispy and full of soy sauce
When i chewed in my mouth


These are the lala and siham
It was cooked and less fishy
If compared to the Bunga Raya stall
Delicious enough when i ate v the peanut chilli sauce

All of us spent Rm13 each person to enjoyed our supper meal
I think this is cheap cz we ate so full
Is it ended up by this?
No!!
We went to Cahaya Dina to continued our yum cha session
Actually all of us fulled
So we jz enjoyed cup of hot drinks
Haha..such a nice enjoyable night
We also din missed the chance to took some photos
To kept it as memory
This is me..
Oppss..
Cant c rite?
This is the latest post
I think it will b a famous post in the future
Haha..

He is Ah Soon
Woei Fang's bf
Such a "cute" boy
Heng Zai use to called it like this
Haha..

He is Heng Zai
A tiny tiny boy
Talented in dancing and photos shooting
Btw he gt 6 pack muscle
Wow..
Mine one is republic muscle
Also can fight him geh..
Cz i havent seperate out the muscle yet
He sure will lose to me
After i have seperated my muscle
Haha..

He is Ah Tan housemate

4gt his name ad..

Hehe..

Imitated Heng Zai post

While we were talking world nation matter
One guy was talking to his gf for 1 hour
He is called Ah Tan
He is a muscle man
Bcz he always go for gym

And missed up another person
She is Tai Heng friend
Once again i oso 4gt her name
And dunhave her photo
So i din uploaded and shared v u all
When the time reached 12am
We went bck to our sweet home
(Not our hometown)
Bcz 2molo have to wake up early for work
Well, it was a nice supper meal
Bcz i din cirit birit after i ate the siham lala at tht shop
For those who are willing to go the siham lala shop
Dun thinking so much
It is a nice and delicious supper meal
Dun missed this up

APC Singapore Zoo

Tik Tok ..Tik Tok..
Tik tok on the clock ..
The dream dont stop..
Dreaming..

My handphone showed the time of 6am
Suddenly,

“我想就这样牵着你的手不放开。。”

Oh man..it was a sweet dream nia..

Its my alarm again..

Ok..i gave up..

(Sat on the bed)
I still using this alarm song to wake me up

Hehe..

Its a kid version o..

Why i still keeping this as alarm?

Actually gt a special reason cz this kid sang so high pitch

So that i can wake up

Cant tahan the sound lik this

Erm..good reason right?i oso thought lik that ^.^

Hehe...

(Dun laugh la..)

That day was 11-8-2010

(Its Malay Puasa first day)

It should be a holiday

(^.^ no nid to work)

But.. :(

I woke up at the early morning
But

I became a bit fresh after washed my sleppy face

Wow..nice..

What i am going to do at this period?

Jogging?Exercise?

No!No!

I want to go Singapore..

(Yeah!We were followed Animal and Pet Club to visit Singapore Zoo.)

Sound nice right?Hehe..

I'm packed my things as fast as possible

(But i was late a bit la)

My handphone rang again..

My dear called me ..

(Ok..i come down now..)

Chi How, Regina, My dear already sat inside Chi How's car when i came down

Hehe..paiseh ya..late a bit bit ..

We went to Old Place Dim Sum to enjoyed our breakfast

Err..but seems lik normal normal only lo..

(Not as delicious as b4)

At last we filled up our stomach till full full..

(Scare later hungry)

After that, we gathered at the MMU roundabout to take the tour bus

At first,

Our tour guide should be Rashad geh..but ho some technical problem

(Rashad forgot to update his passport ad)

So Regina represented him to guide us during singapore trip

Tell you sumthing a big big news

Wow..There were only 9 ppls in the bus o ..

Is tour bus o..

Can fit 40 ppls ++

Imagine that if u sit in the tour bus v another 8 ppls

So nice..we sat doule seat in the bus..

Haha..

The clock time reached 7.30am

The Abang

(forgot his name ad ..)

started the bus engine

Vroomm...
Ladies and gentlemen..

We departed to Singapore o..

Fuyoh..Abang drove his tour bus

The scenery on the highway road..

Within the 5 hours to Singapore

Such a long period of time..

But we enterntained ourselves by taken photos in the bus

Fully utilised the time ho..

Pretty girls

What i done at this period?

Ta nah...

I slept in the bus..

I used to slept on driver seat as my bed

Saw my sleepy face o not?

"Pok..pokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokker face.."

Aiya..slpy nia..

After 3 hours journey

We reached at JB new Kastam

(What Sultan Abu Bakar..kastam..hehe.. :x forgot ad la..)

Its a new kastam o ..

We cant took any photos in the Kastam

If not later will kena tahan

But when the moment we passed the Kastam

Both of our foreign country friends

Naim and David

Were "interviewed" with the Kastam police in a room

We waited for 2 hours at the Kastam exit

After 2 hours

There was a bad news and good news

The good news
David passed the Kastam

The bad news
Regina was told us that one of them is sent bck to Malaysia

Another that should be Naim lo..

T.T

Due to some of problems

(Visa problem)

But it doesnt a matter for us

Cz we expected Rashad to take k of him at JB

(Rashad din went to Singapore cz expired passport)

Luckily Rashad din followed us to Singapore

He accompanied Naim

For 13hours b4 we bck to Malaysia

So we no nid to worried about him

But we felt upset cz less one of tripmate

After spent a long time period at the kastam

Phew..we stepped our feets on the Singapore land o ..

Yeepie!!

1..2...3..

Took a long breathed

Wah..fresh air

(Why Malaysia one different?)

Next time you came to Singapore then u will know

Sat on the tour bus

"Ok..Abang can depart now.."Regina

We departed to Singapore from woodlands

Well, as i know tht

In Singapore, you never found a piece of rubbish at the roadside

(Bcz later kena summon lagi gaolat)

Wow..its real..i cant found it

Its totally clean enough

(If compared with Malaysia)
After 20mins of short journey

We reached to Singapore Zoo

Yeah..

A "gorgeous" scenery u cannot missed it up

Taa..nah..
Regina's personal free style post..

(Why should took with the bus le?hehe..)

Of course, i dunwan lost the chance to took photos also
So, i posted up my nicely post
"Its time to make a decision
Turn right?turn left?"
Stupid.. :( of course is right lo..
Singapore Zoo mah..
Night Safari is night time one ..
(Ya o?Why i still asking this stupid question?)
Haha..

"Eh? Where is my dear ah?"
Wah..
No wonder la..
She saw them..
(What a excited face)
Tree men
But..
Why i must stood beside the shortest one
T.T not fair la..
Such a big contrast la..
We took the photo with the Tree men

"Dont syiok sendiri le.."They screamed
"Hehe.." Both of us
Lets have a group photo session with the Tree men together
Said "Cheese" together..

Well, open up ur eyes my friens..
Big enough ah ..so i oso can c ur eyes..
Dun play play ah ..
Well,
Here is the Singapore Zoo entrance
Nice..


Nice view right?
if the photo took like this?
Nicer..



If the photo is like this?

=.+
Yoh..
Dun like this la..
Nice what..
This is the ticket counter at the zoo
People mountain people sea o..
(Wondered y so much ppl appeared that day)
They never watched animal before?
(But me also visited to zoo o?)
Ya o..me too le..hehe..

Suddenly, my stomach sounded like
"Guulu..gulu..."
Its time to fed my stomach ad..
Wow..small pizza..

But we din ate this pizza..
We went to KFC to enjoyed our meal
It cost $ 8.95 for 3 pieces of fried chicken
$8.95 x 2.335=Rm20.90
Quite expensive price if converted to Ringgit Malaysia..
Luckily there was no Gov Tax
If not more expensive..
I had tried Thailand Mcd
Same thing in Singapore also
I had found that there are less sugar and gasses in the soft drinks
Felt healthy if drink more..haha..
(Hehe..to consoled myself)
At the same time
My friends also went to enjoyed their meal
Here are the tickets
We bought it at the ticket counter
We got 50% disccount for the ticket
Plus one $1 voucher for food
So, we need to paid $12 = Rm 28 for the entrance fee
Lucky .. ^.^


"Hi, visitor welcome to Treetops Trail"
Lets start our zoo visit..


Fishes in the fake river
"So much ppl visit us today o.."Fish A
"Stupid..they visit the Zoo la..keep on swim la.."Fish B
"O..I dunknw mah..What stupid wo" Fish A

Shoot photo+ing

"Eh? Do u knw what is the name of this kind of monkey?"

U never saw this monkey before right?

Me too..but..

I can tell you..

This is called ..

Ya..is..
"Cotton-Top Tamarin"

=.-'' swt

No wonder i knew la..

Haha..so clever la me..

White parrot
"Ya..this is my name" Parrot

"We are ...

"Colourful parrots"

But that bad Cotton-Top Tamarin

Kept on disturb them during their introduced themselves

We saw something while we crossed the bridge

It is totally out of ur expectation
Is

False Gharial

A type of crocodile

You will never think that you can watch the animal without cage

In Singapore Zoo

The crocodile took a rest under the bridge

"Hi, visitor do u want to have a river tour?"Crocodile

We took some photos at the bridge

Wo..

It was just under the crocodile

But the David squeezed in and took photo

Haha..

(That guy in the photo is the one foreign friend called David

who was "interviewed" by the Kastam police)
My dear kept the umbrella all the time

Bcz she dunwan become dark like him

Haha..

"Wow.."

"Did you see that?"

A wild pig

It is called Babirusa

But not a fat pig o ..

Maybe they are exerise everyday..
Smelly enough...

(I still wondering that why this pig have a horn on its nose?)

In Malaysia
You just can saw the orange brown colour tiger

Usually we called it as

Malayan Tiger

But in Singapore

You cannot missed this up

"White Tiger"

Its really white in colour

And fierce too

Feel like wanna take some closer photos v them

But i ..Scare bitten by them

They were look fierce

During the time we stopped our step at the Hippo aquarium

We saw this scenery

Long neck tortoise

I think they ussually played the pull game
So, they became long neck

Or meib they are the species from Laos..
Because female who live in Laos which have a long neck

"As long as your neck

As pretty you are"

-Laos quote-

"Who is disturb me?"Hippo yawned
A cute and huge Pygmy Hippopotamus

Catched up some time to have our another group photo session

We stood up at the small truck

You dun believe it?

I can show you with this photo

Now you believed with it?

Haha..
On the way to Kangaroo farm

I took a great chance to shoot this photo

As the photo shown

We have our own chest muscle

haha..

Gym makes healthy..

Promoting..haha..

This is the bird

We can called it as "Big Bird"

Wow..

It is the biggest and fastest bird in the world

You din believe issit?

Trust me la..Pls..

@.@
(Eyes open big big)

Now you believe..
Haha..
It is called Emu

Besides the Big Bird

We also found this

Big Fish

It has a name called

Arapaima
Its really big

Not

Its huge

We able to catched up the token feeding session

The Arapaima ate the fish

fed by zoo stuff
Of course you can join this token feeding session

If you are catch on time

In Singapore Zoo
I had saw many kinds of the monkey and gorilla

It is called Mandrill

Small monkeys
They are doing their Massage
Cute right?

This one is the bird who help fishermen catch fishes

It's mouth is like a big bag

Can catch up many fishes

It is called Pelican

Wah..so much ppl

What they are watching?

Its that a show?

Who is the main character?

Jiang Jiang Jiang Jiang..

Wow..look like a Sea Lion show o ..

The sea lion made a lot of its talent

Swimming skills

Jumped from the water to touch the ball

Gymnastic dance in the water

Catched flying dics

I also wan to have one

Hehe..

Can help me to do my home stuff

Or ask him to bring me hava a sea tour..

Like bully him o ?:x kia kia kia..

Well, in chinese we said if a ppl extremely excellent

We can called it as 鹤立鸡群

Now you guys can see this picture

Its is exstremely tall

This type of crane
Called Greater Flamingo

I so excited that i can saw this animal

Without went to Arctic

I saw Polar Bear in Singapore Zoo

Nice..

It has a huge body and thick white hair

The Zoo management made a cold condition room for them

So that they wont felt hot when live in Singapore Zoo

A Polar Bear can stand up and can stretch up to 10 feet

Same height as one story building

Its amazing..

I took a closer photo with a baby polar bear
Fuyoh ..nice le?

There also have deers

Those deers are still young

Cute..

This animal is called Cheetah

Because it have black spots on its body

You may met some confused when distinguish between

Cheetah, Leopard and Jaguar

Well, as i mentioned above

Cheetah have black circle spots on its body

While Leopard have flower spots and

Jaguar have another black spots inside the flower spots on its body

But Jaguar body size jz looks abit like tiger

Cheetah and Leopard are almost the same in their body size
Learnt things right?My friends..

Have u seen movie Madagascar before?
If u had seen it then u sure will like this type of animal

This type of tiny animal is called Meerkat

They are always stand on a wood and look forward

But i really din understand why they are standing so straight

And they are wont be tired at all

The point is..What they are looking for?

Leng lui? Enemies?Food?
I guess so ..

For my opinion,

Once i looked at the Giraffe

When the moment they are walk, eat and rest

It just like a elegant, grace and polite women

How do u think of?

The photo is shown the MatSalleh

Had his token feeding session with Giraffe

"Roar..!!"

"Im the King of Forest"

"I am Lion King"

"Im having my rest now..No photo pls.."

Wo..wo..wo..

What is this animal?
This is one of the reptile animal

It is called Gila Monster
It is one of the lizard family type

They are slping at their warm home

Wow..I saw a Rhinoceros Iguana jz laid on the tree up to my head

They usually hiding from their enemy by changed their colour of body

So that they can easy to avoid or escape from enemy to harm it

This one is Giant Tortoise

They can weight as much as 300kg and grow up to 4 feet long

Such a huge type of the tortoise

It is called Sun Bear

They can stand up to 4 feet or maybe larger than that

Their weight are between 30 to 60kg

It is licking its toe

Look at its tongue

Its realli long enough

So, they can easy to lick the honey

Hehe..

Like winnie the pooh

Dunknw why..

From the first i entered to the Singapore Zoo

Then i never missed any

Huge, large, giant and big animals

Of course, i oso met
Bornean Orang Utan
Their weight can be range from 50-100kg

So, do u think that it is tiny?

Nah nah ..

This animal which i love it so much
They are called Otter

They like to eat fish and swimming

Sometimes they are lazy too

Because they will having their nap during the afternoon

But they will wake up on their feeding time ..

Quite cute la them..

We managed to finished our Singapore Zoo tour within 4 hours

Before we leave the Zoo

We went to a Zoo Memorial shop

The shop designed with the forest theme

So, you will feel that you are stay in the forest

"I wan this animal cap"

"Me too, I wan this lion pencil cases"

I think that Singapore Zoo is the most adventurous zoo
Next time pls mind ur head when u step into the zoo
Cz it may some of the animals jz suddenly appear out of ur head or nearby u

After that, We took the public bus to Bugis Station

We enjoyed our dinner at Wong Kok Restaurant

So, we went to Esplanade for the next station

(Singapore famous Durian roof bulding)
At there, we found some creative mind and abstract design objects

Can you guess wat mean for this?
I can tell you my answer

"I dunknw"

Cz it is realli creative and adstract cool stuff

We took the SMRT

(Singapore Mass Rapid Transit)

To the Marina Square

On the way to took SMRT

We had shotted this beautiful night scenery

The Singapore Eyes

I wish i can sit this ferris wheel with my dear

"Wah.."

This is my expression when i saw this view

Singapore Marina Bay

There is a relax and nice place

It oso suit for couple having their paktuo at there o

This one is Marina Sky Park

Which is located at the top of the hotel with a ship shape design

This one is the 6 stars hotel

The Fullerton Hotel
Night view of the hotel
You can see at the left bottom of the photo

There is a simbol or landmark for Singapore

Merlion

It is located near with the hotel

This is the new Siences Museum

It is still under construction

It may open next 1 or 2 years
Look at its design

It simbolized Singapore high technology skills

Once again, the Marina Sky Park

But we were unable to get up to this sky park

Cz we lacked of time

(It just a one day trip oni T.T)

What a group photo session again

"Peace"

Omg "Peace" again..

I jz realized that i used "Peace" style post while taking photos

We met the punk style group

David wan their photograph signature

Haha..

Deng deng deng deng..

For those who have reach their age of 21 years old

You are able to step ur feet into Casino

Wow..
Last time i missed the chance to Genting Casino

This time i was grabbed a chance and had a look to

Marina Sand Casino

We managed to took some photos in fornt of the casino

Before we step in

We need to showed our passport

Because of the strict security enforcement

We cant took any photos inside oso..
T.T

Before we took the SMRT to Vivo City

(One of the shopping centre)

Every SMRT station will be close at 12am

So we were almost ran out of the time

Luckily we able to took the last train bck to

Which the place Abang will fetch us bck to Malaysia

I had captured this Singapore night street view

Its that like edited photo?

First time i felt that

Human safety is the first priority on the road

We had accrossed the road

Without turn our sight to the left and right
Also felt safety in Singapore street

Due to so much of the photos captured
So i jz selected some of the nice and amazing photos
To share my experience, opinions, knowledges and advantures

Although it was a one day trip

But i felt satisfied and enjoyed in Singapore

I wish to get bck to Singapore again

Perhaps one day i may work at Singapore also

So, i need to work hard and earn much money

For my future travel v my dear

Well, I think this article is my longest article

which wrote in English

At last,

Thx for viewing my blog

Such a long article blog

Hope you guys enjoy with my blog ya^.^